Good evening, everyone.
I shall now proceed to make this blog post like a Twitter post.
Currently, I am:
Listening to Sing Sing Sing by Benny Goodman.
Wallowing in pain over my pinky finger that I burned five minutes ago on the terribly overheated lasagna pan.
Okay, enough with that.
Actually, this is literally the end of my post. I could do a lengthy recap of my past month (school, college application, etc.) but instead I choose to end this post and do other things that frankly-now don’t be offended here-have higher priority.
Notice how I have avoided directly addressing the fact that I have grossly neglected this blog.
If you even take the time to read this pathetic five-second post, I appreciate you very, very much.